All I can say is, I hope no one has head lice.

When our whole family's cooped up in the house together for a day, I can't promise that we won't take turns trying on Mom's old wig. Nine years later, this game is still endlessly amusing. (And, nine years later, it still takes me 10+ minutes to get all of my crazy hair tucked under that thing.)

All I can say is, I hope no one has head lice.